Rephrasing Clarkson from the Ground Tour: Ferraris, Lamborghinis, and McLarens – are very good cars. Make no mistake about that. But mostly they are bought by posers. Now, Subaru is not for posing. It’s too rough and too plasticky and too noisy for that. You buy one of these so you can go to a track on a miserable Monday morning when nobody is looking. To do this.